Who'd have thought it?

So how come that the Lib Dems didn't do better, that the Labour Party didn't do a lot worse & that the Conservatives didn't get a majority?
It must have been a sympathy vote for Gordon & the Lib Dem voters losing their nerve when they could only think of two Lib Dem policies at that vital moment.
Perhaps it was all Lib Dem voters who were locked out at 10.00 pm last night.
How could that happen?
One Polling Station ran out of ballot papers.
Anyway, we now have to make the best of a disappointing result.
No doubt Gordon will hang on in there like grim death, having had two or three years of practice. He will continue "agreeing with Nick" or anybody else who could keep him in power.
Nick ruled this out some time ago & appears to be a very honest man, furthermore, he stated today that Dave should be given a chance to form a government as he had the largest number of seats, so, it appears that Gordon will have to find some other chums.
The Midlands did Dave proud, apart from Edgbaston - 17 gains, including Tamworth, Nuneaton & Warks North, giving a total of 36 seats.
Our longstanding & good Labour MP, Mike O'brien lost his seat by 54 votes to Dan Byles, formerly an army major. This must be one of the closest results in the election.
Looks like it may be a Dave/ Nick event at the end of it all.
"Have I got election news for you was a hoot" - catch the repeat if you missed it.
The BBC website is good if you want to check results.

We had a great day with Jessie & Thomas including lunch at McDonalds.
Thomas is in "big boy pants".
P & A's lounge looks fantastic, very elegant.
We had minestrone followed by seared scallops with oak smoked bacon & salad for dinner.
Perhaps these are the things that matter.