Sideboards?

We had an early meal this evening as we'd missed lunch, & watched the Six Nations - Ireland vs Scotland, won by Scotland in the last moments with a conversion (I think) by Don Moore, number 10.
The only reason I mention this is that he has long sideboards (facial, not furniture), which I thought may appeal to W for his new spring look.

An article in the Telegraph says that married people are more likely to be obese because they are more comfortable, more likely to eat take-aways in front of the TV, have less s-x & let themselves go because they are not looking for a partner.
Could this be you?
We are watching Quantum of Solace, for the third time; we didn't have a take-away - a luxury for us pensioners - but we are pretty comfortable, apart from G's sore thumb.

We went to P&A's this morning, via Homebase & B&Q, for G to do some prep in the kitchen before the decorator arrives on Monday. I left him there & went to Solihull for some retail therapy - further reductions at M&S (2 T-shirts, 2 special vests & a double down duvet for the bed settee)
This took longer than expected as there was a fire in a lift next to M&S & the place was evacuated just as I went to get the car, so I had to kill another hour.
Tough!